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Binary Wound Counter aka The Unnailed Coffin - The Eightpints

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TheEightpintsPublished: January 17, 2026
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Look at this crate, you lot - the 'Unnailed Coffin.' It’s the final bill we all gotta pay in The Sink. You’re just a spirit in a borrowed meat-suit, and those eight iron spikes? They’re the gods’ way of saying you aren't going nowhere. The only way out is through the bottom of a glass. You gotta soak that wood in eight pints of the good stuff. Smash a brew, pull a nail, and watch the rot loosen. Eight spills later, and you’re finally settling your tab, drifting off to haunt some other poor sod. It ain't dying - it's the Great Escape. Cheers. **Note**: This is a "binary wound counter". That means you can track your units' wounds from 0 all the way up to 255, even though you rarely need to go above 40. We recommend you paint it in a manner that enables you to easily "read" which way its facing. Its more thematic than a dial and, when every unit on a table has one, it looks like everyone's busying dragging around their coffin on their daily. Aren't we all. **2nd Note**: We recommend yo