Chest Mimic 28mm D&D DnD Pathfinder Starfinder Monster

My honorable Lord Dressari; The Adventurers you sent me failed to infiltrate the tower. They further insult your intelligence with fanciful tales of furniture coming to life and attacking them? They call these imaginary assailants 'Mimics', and they are demanding payment for their lies spun to corroborate their failure to render the service. I have them in the drunk-tank now, as they reeked of booze; Most likely drinking away their ill-gotten gains from the Crown. Their wizard is also providing false testimony; He has forged documents to suggest that these 'mimics' are an attempt from Marvolo the Malcontent, as a garbage disposal unit that'd match his Tower's Decor... It seems too convenient for them to not unlock the Tower's Gates, yet have documents from the Malcontent's Laboratory... With your approval, Milord, I wish to have them tried and hung for treason, dereliction of duty, (and also to avoid paying their expenses totaling 150pp) post-haste. Sergent Rhodes.