The Dutch Keyring

Orange Pride on Your KeyringNow, I know what you're thinking. A keychain. Magnificent. Truly, humanity has peaked.But before you wander off to do something less interesting — which, let's be honest, is basically anything else — let me explain why this particular keychain is, in fact, a work of near-genius. The Netherlands are going to the World Cup. Yes, again. And apparently, waving a flag from a moving car while honking aggressively wasn't quite enough of a statement anymore.